Zoey 

The wrong way to spell the name Zoe. Spelling it Z-O-E is much cooler.

I.M. Conversation:

Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!"
Zoe: "It's actually Zoe."
Stupid Person: "Oh!"

Next Day on I.M.:

Zoe: "Hello."
Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!!"
*Zoe Has Signed Out*

Zoey by sillygirl1221 June 24, 2009

Zoey 

She is a beautiful girl with many adventures ahead of her she may have been through a lot she has beautiful brown eyes and so we never turns back she never gives up and she is very very smart. People made out to more pacifically her brothers she will have A handsome husband . She has curly hair a perfect light brown skin.

Zoey is an awesome girl

Zoey by Omg 192863 June 9, 2018

Zoey 

A girl with severe mental problems who likes to ear hustle. She will interact with your close circle of friends before school starts by shoving her way into the friendship circle and offering her opinion on Trump when you were talking about cat videos. She also randomly tells people who she wants to lose her virginity to. She also mightily headbangs to KidzBop.

Girl 1: "Today in 3rd period after the mile run, Zoey took off all of her clothes and layed on the gym floor."
Girl 2: "Zoey is so weird!"

Zoey by YESDADDY13 October 6, 2018

Zoey 

Likes drama and is super extra

Oml she’s such a zoey

Zoey by Hhsavage May 3, 2018

Zoey 

An incorrect spelling of the cooler name "Zoe".

"Hi, I'm Zoey!"
"With a 'y'?"
"Yeah, duh!"
"That's an incorrect spelling. -Walks away-"

Zoey by Zeaux February 28, 2009

Zoey 

Zoey is passion able name, she is cool but has quite a dirty mind and appears to be a slut! She is also pretty smart but not enough to be in a relationship for too long! Zoey might also be known as “dirtsy humper”

• I like zoey and makes me wanna think of dirty
•you mean dirtsy humper!
•dirtsy humper is the best at just having sex but with clothes on

Zoey by Cool_kids109 April 14, 2015

zoey 

You better keep this girl . She’s a real trooper . She has stuck with you through your busy ass schedule. And she still loves you . She loves coming to your games because her boyfriend looks so hot in his uniform. Your relationship revolves around when your boyfriend is not at the cages or practice. A baseball girlfriend is the type of girl that you want to keep because you know she’s a real supporter.

BF FRIENDS - dang ur girl is still with you. how do u have time for her .

BF - because i love her. zoey is amazing.

zoey by chickenbugs July 18, 2019