A Zane is a wonderful person. Everyone who knows a Zane loves him. He just makes everyone so happy and is always there for everybody. He embarrasses himself so much, but it's okay. Zane is a true friend. If you find a Zane, don't lose him. There is nobody quite like a Zane. He is smart and humble. He's funny. Funny is actually an understatement. A Zane will make your life so much better! He's got blonde ish hair, blue eyes. If you find a Zane, you'll notice that he's so cute. :)) He has fantastic social skills. I'm sure you would absolutely love a Zane. He really is kind of all that and a bag of chips. He's so caring. Zane always seems like he's got his life together, you know? Really, words cannot explain a true Zane. :) hE's jUsT tHe bEsT!
Stupid big-mouth spoiled brat, tries to get a girl but gets rejected because he's a loser. Acts like a little girl when he doesn't get what he wants. Not manly at all and wants a van. Very awkward. Annoying and can't shut up. Not one to keep a secret.
A: Now everyone knows who my crush is, because of Zane.
An ugly muthafucka with no friends who drives a towtruck and has a pet squid. He has a small penis and has a low un-emotional voice. I'd advise you not to hang out with this person or you might catch Ebola