Swede 

A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly

"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."

Swede by iknowtheworld January 3, 2022

The Swede

Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.

Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?

The Swede by dififhdp May 1, 2022

Swede 

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

Swede by anonymous May 2, 2022

Swede 

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

Swede by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

swede 

an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.

"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"

swede by above average dane February 7, 2023

Swede 

An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.

"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"

Swede by iknowtheworld March 2, 2023

Swede 

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

Swede by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023