Scotland 

The homeland of the junkies, neds and pedos of the world. It was once voted the most beautiful country in the world (for some reason?). The capital of scotland is Edinburgh.

"Where are you from"
"Im from Scotland"

Scotland by Happnin555 October 4, 2018

Scotland 

Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?

"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland!"

Scotland by Dennis Hopper December 9, 2008

scotland 

Ranked worst small country in western europe.

The study by ‘The Scottish Federation of Small Businesses‘ (FSB) measured wealth, employment rates, health and education.

Also has won of the worst national football teams in the world.

Scotland laugh when England do not qualify for international football tournaments or don't get through to the final round but conveniently forget their own international football history

scotland by simond10 January 10, 2008

scotland 

Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

scotland by PancakeFeatures July 29, 2006

Scotland 

The best thing to come out of Scotland?
The train to London.

Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D

aha.

Scotland by Claire Galvin May 19, 2007

Scotland 

Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.

Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland

Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.

Person 1: it's the man skirt place

Person 2: oh....THAT place

Scotland by British empire gang December 28, 2019

Scotland 

anything and everything;
it's a way of life.

throw up that Scotland, nigga!

Scotland by Beefy Beefcake-stirous April 19, 2009