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shum shum 

after i had my shum shums i saw beautiful colors
shum shum by stephanie sorrell August 18, 2006
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Shum Dive 

To dive in a big pool of shum (cum fallin from the anus after sex)
Matt:"hey, did you here greg did a wicked shum dive after filling rosanne, was awesome."
Shum Dive by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009

Shum Pie 

A pie, baked in the oven, filled with shum

A top crust is optional, but is quite common in areas of the world.
Joe: "Hey bob, what are you going to bring to the company picnic?"

Bob: "Oh, I think I'll bring what I usually bring....so"

Joe: "You mean you're bringing those pies that I love so much?"

Bob: "It depends....so"

Joe: "It depends on what?"

Bob: "It depends on whether or not I have internet....so"

Joe: "Hey Bob, I've gotta run.. I'll see ya there."

Bob: "It's called Shum Pie!"
Shum Pie by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

shum pum 

meaning: The behind, Arse, Anus, Bum
Chris has finally come out of the closet and admitted he takes it up the shum pum.
shum pum by JJ Donkeys July 26, 2004

Shum the waters 

To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup
"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"

shum ting 

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar
carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING
shum ting by crazygyal101 March 8, 2020