Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

Tokyo lampshade by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Goblin Lampshade 

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

Goblin Lampshade by Ainur March 25, 2025

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

Battering the lampshade by csace April 4, 2020

Lamp -Shade -Drunk 

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

Lamp -Shade -Drunk by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

Lampshaded 

To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.

"It's Friday afternoon, lets go to the pub and get lampshaded."

Lampshaded by Mr. Cube April 2, 2008

lamp shade 

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...

Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!

lamp shade by Mary Beth30570 May 25, 2008

lampshadecheese 

a lampshade made of cheese

in Holland lampshade's are made of cheese aka lampshadecheese, (shady cheese)

lampshadecheese by emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme August 30, 2009