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Girl who writes definitions about herself on urbandictionary to get guys named Tyler to hit on her.
Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.
Kristen by Tylerdurden5 December 20, 2018
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She is an ally of POC's and uses her White privilege for good.
Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.
Kristen by ills. June 5, 2020
actually, it’s kristen
Kristen: Of course I already saw the edit
kristen by whotouchamyspaghet February 5, 2018
Made for Enoch.
Kristenoch
Kristen by yauyau June 24, 2018
Kristen is the type of boyfriend who is very sweet to you, talks to you all day everyday, loves you, takes care of you, cuddles you from behind, reminds you every 10mintues he loves you, and would do anything for you. He is also loved by everyone especially his girlfriend

He makes you fall for him everyday and makes sure you're okay all the time. No matter what happens he always tells you he loves you.
Kristen: I am handsome
Me:omfg, you are so handsome
Kristen by The definition Nr.1 October 9, 2018
Kristen is a baddie,Smart,Kind,funny, girl.
If you are here friends you will always have a smile on your face.
But if you mean and rude to a Kristen you might regret that for the rest of your life,she is a amazing person to have in your life

So treat her right!!!!
Guy one:dang mom I think I am in love

Guy two:Well duhh that’s a KRISTEN every guys loves her
Kristen by Teehee meeee December 4, 2020
Most beautiful woman in the world, has the biggest heart and most beautiful smile. Every time I look into her eyes I feel an intense wave of emotion of love.
I am in love with Kristen
Kristen by Loverboy04 December 19, 2020