Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

Hobbit fucker by ster344 December 27, 2014

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Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.

Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

Hobbit Legs by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016

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Hobbit • hobbiting • hobbit feet • hobbit hole • hobbitch • Hobbitophile • hobbit bob • Hobbit Legs • Hobbit Rock • Hobbit Rocket

hobbit chick

A chick with a longer upper body then lower body. They appear to be short and stumpy, much like a hobbit.

Look at that hobbit chick, her legs are so short. I wonder if she knows Gandalf?

hobbit chick by the-moyni May 24, 2009

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Hobbit Arm

another term for an extremely long wang

When it came down to it, Shelia was afraid to take Dickey home because the rumors of his hobbit arm.

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"Long" John Smith, a basketball player from the early 80's, had such a problem with his hobbit arm that he had to tape to his leg before every game to avoid injury.

Hobbit Arm by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008