the hiv 

syn h.i.v. ,

That dude's got the 'hiv'

the hiv by Joe March 12, 2003

Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV) 

Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV)

A high tech vehicle

Hey I am going to buy a Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV) in the dealership

Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV) by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021

The hiv 

Used to describe any type of illness (i.e. cold, flu, etc.) but not the actual H.I.V.

Rhymes with olive.

Steven-O: Uh-oh... I think I've got 'the hiv'. Guess I better call out sick from work tomorrow.

The hiv by Steven-O January 1, 2010

Head HIV 

(Pronounced like hive minus the E not like the disease) Head HIV is when nigligence goes uncheck for a period of time metastasizing into an uncurable mental and social condition known as the Head HIV. Symptoms include: Suffering from irrational nigligence, irritability, blatant stupidity, and in serve cases a change in sexuality.

We had suspected Reiner was suffering from nigligence then he shot me with a pellet riffle. At this point it was confirmed it was too late to do anything and Head HIV had developed.

Head HIV by Dead Menace August 8, 2009

myspace HIV 

This is when you get the fever of myspace and realize that you'll die in that chair sooner or later.

I got into it and I cant leave it... I think I got myspace HIV

myspace HIV by Chicago Bulls March 21, 2008

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. 

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

(s)hiv 

Being stabbed by a prostitue mid-coitus. Simultaneously being stabbed and contracting Veneral Disease.

Luckily, Haines survived being (s)hiv'ed during his lastest Atlantic City bender.

(s)hiv by Sebring February 17, 2009