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Greyhound 

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.
"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!"

"She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"
Greyhound by The soggy tomato June 24, 2016

Greyhound 

A word used to describe a transportation system typically used by people who need a quick and easy mean of transportation. It also refers to someone who flirts with many people at the same time. A big flirt, a person who keeps the girls and gals happy without them being aware that they are all being played. Someone who is not settling for just one piece of the pie, but wants the whole thing.
Hey man! I saw you with Stacy yesterday, and then I saw you with Kat today...What a greyhound!!!
Greyhound by ladbf October 11, 2014

Greyhound 

Older inmates who have acquired respect within the offender subculture due to their track record and criminal history, both inside and outside the prison
Don't mess with Joe he's a real greyhound
Greyhound by 3.8.18.9.19 November 9, 2014

greyhounding 

Greyhounding - having anal sex
He was greyhounding her when his dick got pricked by some of her mounds got nuts.
greyhounding by Bedouin Baby January 27, 2016

Greyhound 

When you take the steel cage from a bottle of champagne and put it over the head of your cock and wilfully ram it into her pussy resembling a greyhounds muzzle
apparently, sally wasnt happy with his choice of $200 bottle of champagne last night so Stu banged the greyhound into her
Greyhound by baggers October 5, 2017

Greyhounded 

When a man bends over with no pants on and his balls are visible like a male Greyhound dog.
I was in the locker room at the gym and an old man bent over and Greyhounded me.
Greyhounded by Djtallex840 May 8, 2018