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Congress Park (Congo)

Chill spot to hangout and best ledges to skate in Saratoga Springs, NY. Definitely the #1 spot to fuck around with tourists and crash a wedding bc mfs be having those shits there every damn weekend. Also houses an UNGODLY amount of ducks holy shit.
Yo wanna skate Congress Park (Congo)?

get yourself a man from congo 

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo 

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)
Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
Damn bro, that’s cold.”

suicide congo 

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.
Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

Counciltucky Congo 

The act of multiple men engaging in anal sex while dancing the Congo.
Hey Gabe, are you going to that party this weekend in Council Bluffs I heard there doing the Counciltucky Congo?

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.
When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.