August 

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.

-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!

August by Minippman April 23, 2021

august 

august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.

august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.

person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."

august by augustthebigestmiusimp April 2, 2021

August 

Its a fucking month, you dipshit.

A month with DAYS! WOW

"What month is it today?"
"Its August, you fucking dipshit!"

August by BABago May 27, 2021

August 

sexy ass mf

august.

August by 25225Mej July 9, 2021

august 

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

august by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

August 

National Ex girlfriend day

Hey its august 2, so happy ex girlfriend day. I miss u

August by Sosadtolive August 2, 2021

August 

The 8th month of the year has 31 days the last full month of summer. Starts on the 213th or 214th (leap year) day of the year.

August

August by Majooooo August 3, 2021