The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) 

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

the abe lincoln 

Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head

That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time

the abe lincoln by CP A620 April 3, 2005

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead 

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.

"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead by ryon June 4, 2004

Assassination of Abe Lincoln 

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

Assassination of Abe Lincoln by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009

Japanese Abe Lincoln 

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill

Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

Japanese Abe Lincoln by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022

The Old Abe Lincoln 

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

The Old Abe Lincoln by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

Abe Stinkin Lincoln 

Same as an Abe Lincoln except you use ass hair instead of pubes.

Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.

Abe Stinkin Lincoln by Holy Macro July 9, 2010