The day non-heathers get a sweater. The day that the second choices get to feel like a first choice. If
you know a girl who you like, but wouldn’t date,
give her a sweater, come on! It’s
December 3!
“I still remember
the third or December, me in your sweater.
You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if
you knew how much I liked you.” - heather, by Conan
Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?