What you call a douche bag when you are a protected christian child forbidden from using such profanity. For instance, Michael Scott is the epitome of a dinkazoid.

Gosh darn it, golly gee, that goofball Erik Johnson is such a dinkazoid.

dinkazoid by WerdnaDragmures July 27, 2018

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dinkasaurus

When someone is being a huge dick

You're out at a sporting event with like five of your buddies. Four of us have bought at least one or more rounds of beers for everyone. It's getting close to the end of the game, and there's that one dinkasaurus who hasn't bought any beers, yet has had no problems drinking all the free beer. He think's he's gotten away with being a cheap ass motherfucker, but everyone in the group has noticed.
You, talking to a couple in the group: "Hey, did you notice dickless didn't buy any beers?
Response: "Yeah... what a fucking dinkasaurus!"

dinkasaurus by goodlord! February 8, 2015

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