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crusading 

The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.
"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."

"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."

"No crusading in the comments, guys."
crusading by Kickflipper November 9, 2018
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Crusading 

Crusading is the act of going on a quest to get nude images of a person you and your friends lust over. A truly noble act for your boys (or girls).

Noun form - Crusade
Past tense - Crusaded
I see you're talking to Beth. Are you crusading her?

I crusaded that fit girl Jessica last night for the boys
Crusading by BrightonianAndProud October 26, 2017

Crusading 

When a person likes someone of the opposite sex with the intentions of things going into a relationship non-existant or the intentions just being to hook-up with that person, and these normally end with many people being very confused or emotionally hurt.
That girl went to the party with the intentions of only Crusading.
Crusading by MLweaponX December 29, 2010

Crusading 

Driving an unreasonable and ironically long distance for fast food, generally krispy kreme
Chandler and I are going crusading later this week.
Crusading by cdixon619 December 2, 2020

angry crusading 

The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.
I went angry crusading yesterday. It was quite the town.

That man angry crusaded my house!
angry crusading by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

Crushing Hard 

Whenever you think about your crush 24/7 and smile like an idiot when talking to them
Crushing Hard by Ad6605 May 31, 2018

hardcore crushing 

to have a really big crush on someone
person a: he’s super cute, right?

person b: ive been hardcore crushing on him for months!
hardcore crushing by galactic.cola February 26, 2018