Cleatus and Billy Bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the Waffle House and Cleatus spills buttery syrup all over his overalls.
"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!
"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!
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Get the Caple mug.A man who is basically the biggest lying bastard that you will ever meet. He steals from friends and family, he tells lies that make 'Baron Munchausen (watch the film it's great!)' seem like a really truthful guy, and worst of all, despite participating in full ocntact sports, he NEVER washes!! So to sum it up, a Caple is a smelly, lying, thieving Wanker
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Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
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Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
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