roasted turkeys 

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

roasted turkeys by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013