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Coal Train 

A black person with who is either A) invoker of epic lulz or B) flat out awesome. You could say individuals who are called coal train "Bring the coal...baby"
Sean: Dude Chris is so cool, he was talking about how he fingered two girls last night
Kareem: He's a regular Coal Train!
Coal Train by Vaginabuttfarts March 5, 2008

Coal Train 

The real reason why black equal rights were intrduced into America, the man behind MLK
In the 1960 s Coal Train, inspired by Gandhi helped MLK lead peaceful protests.
Coal Train by RumTruffle April 21, 2010

louisiana coal train 

when a man gets a peekera shit peeking out of the asshole then goes and sun dries the dingle berry until hardened then inserts shit into a womans vagina withe the dried feces still in the asshole
your pussy smells like shit susie
yeah i know just got a louisiana coal train
oh shit!
shit is right

Coal Powered Train

It means you need and energy booster or some sort (Gatorade, pills, etc) power you have sex or you'll be to tired, or "weakened" easily.
"Your boyfriend is a real Coal Powered Train."
I know right, he just keeps "chugging" along."

Caltrain Simp 

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.
Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.
Caltrain Simp by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Caltrain 

Some jackass railroad in the San Francisco area that some railfans mega simp for. In fact, the railroad doesn't even simp as much for itself.
Example
Caltrain Simps line up at the station to foam for F40PH-2CAT 914.
Caltrain by JulianRailroad October 14, 2021