When someone is extremely afraid of
masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop
masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be
like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my
parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and
lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My
parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!