turntness 

a word to describe one's level of uncontrollable activities.

We have to jump into the college life with turntness during rush week.

turntness by Freshniggas February 15, 2014

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

Burntness

the black stuff on your bagel when you over-toast it.

Patty: "I'm scraping the burntness off my bagel."

Burntness by megev February 2, 2009

tornness 

feeling of being pulled

"I'm dealing with so much tornness," says Jade as she stands in front of the ANTM judges.

tornness by Christopher Davis May 24, 2006

turdiness 

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

turdiness by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart

Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird

Macro Ziggurat of tartness by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019

Wordness to the Turdness 

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

Wordness to the Turdness by Pubeypie August 30, 2021