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Blundell 

1. Refers to the Australian male Matt Blundell, King of the Jews and leader of the Third Reich

2. A word used to replace any noun which denotes a penis of impressive size, e.g. He was hung like a Blundell

3. A sexual position named after Matt Blundell which involves the removal of several teeth and the sacrifice of a goat. E.g. "...then things got frisky and he put me in a Blundell...I have to see the dentist and get a cast for my pelvis."
That Matty Blundell is a feckin' kent!

He took her home and did a great, big Blundell...in her butt.

He fell down the stairs like a fuckin' Blundell.

She said he was hung like a Blundell
Blundell by Ginger Kent May 29, 2011
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Blundell 

To expend exponentially more time, energy and effort to avoid completing a task than it would take to complete said same task successfully.

Also to expend excessive energy in getting the task cancelled rather than do it.
"Here, did you get that quick job finished?"

"No. I spent all day finding a way to get it fucked off."

"Ah you Blundell'd it!"
Blundell by No ta October 31, 2023

Blundell park 

The best stadium in the north of england. Much better than the once in scumthorpe or sCUNThorpe.
Hey look, scumthorpe have been beaten 12 nil by Grimsby at Blundell park again.

Jason Blundell 

The director of Treyarch's Call of Duty campaings and also director of the Treyarch Zombie mode since Call of Duty: Black Ops 3.
Known for his continuous trolling towards the community and for being a sucker for medieval castles.
-Hey, have you ever been to a medieval castle?
-Who do you think I am, Jason Blundell? Heck no!
Jason Blundell by Nyckboy June 27, 2016

The Dean Blundell Show 

Morning show of 102.1 The Edge in Toronto, Canada. Most popular morning show in the GTA.

Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.

A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
Guy 1: I was listening to the Dean Blundell Show this morning and I started laughing so hard I almost hit the guard rail.

Guy 2 : Ya me too, Wha Happen was amazing today.

Steamy Blundell 

A complex technique, only for the most adept of sexual partners:
The giver, or "Blundell", begins by firmly nestling their face in-between the other's buttocks. They then proceed to reach around and gently tickle the recipient's genitalia with both hands -- while talking about how much of a sucker they are for medieval castles -- until their partner climaxes out of sheer appreciation for the majesty of 12th century architecture.
"I was worry my evening with Chucky last night was getting stale... so I decided to spice things up by giving him a Steamy Blundell"
Steamy Blundell by Javano June 19, 2016

Oliver George Morgan Blundell 

fucking legend and everybody knows it , if u know an Oliver George Morgan Blundell then u know u will know about his abnormally large sized penis and his 8 pack.
your an Oliver George Morgan Blundell!