my mouse 

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.

Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse

my mouse by DutchPancakes July 24, 2016

make my mouse cry 

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.

make my mouse cry by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

Mickey Mouse in my club house 

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

Mickey Mouse in my club house by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

Mouse in my van 

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

Mouse in my van by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate) 

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate) by mkunga May 4, 2023

Messed Up My Moose 

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!

Messed Up My Moose by ExelExel August 13, 2019