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Twat lapping 

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis
Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping
Twat lapping by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013
A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.
Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap
Twatlap by Kittayh March 7, 2016

twatlapia 

Damn girl you got that twatlapia
twatlapia by John Jonhston May 15, 2014
When you have nothing else to do so you go for a walk that ends up going around in a circle and you return exactly where you started.
Steve :Hey im bored
Mo :Me too
Steve :Twatlap?
Mo :Okay...
Twatlap by RaaaRaaaa June 27, 2010
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026