wart 

Someone or something that you want to get rid off but really can't.
This someone or something is so annoying that it drives you crazy but still you've gotten attached to it and you can't live without it.

On one hand there's something about her that makes me want to spend all my time with her but on the other hand I know it's not the best thing for me. She's a real Wart.

wart by jozefa April 10, 2008

Wart 

An acronym for "watermelon ass ripping turd", describing a large poop that felt like it ripped your ass on the way out.

Upon rising from the toilet, Biff shouted "Hey guys! I just had a watermelon ass ripping turd! It was a Wart!"

Wart by Chronitron March 16, 2009

Wart 

A journalistic tool primarily used in a profile piece. The wart adds human flaws and characteristics to the story, so the piece doesn't come off as being unbiased and promotional. This will show the person's shortcomings. Warts could address serious concerns, or add a sense of humor to the piece.

Use the person's criminal record as a way to add a wart to the story.

Wart by Salem XIII February 27, 2008

wart 

The thing that just fell off my toe that bleeds and hurts when you bump it against the table leg.

I have a bloody scab where my wart was

wart by wort gal November 12, 2003

wart 

a flaw or imperfection

The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

wart by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2009

wart 

an artistic glass bump or bubble on a glass pipe or bong

My first three bongs had flower designs in their warts.

wart by Mike Simmons July 23, 2005

wart 

What one's arse unexpectedly does while one is urinating.

I was putting my festered penis away (with my hanky) and the guy next to me let fly a wart.

wart by barearsed January 9, 2005