shitsurfing 

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.

Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing

shitsurfing by Pagawaga September 13, 2016

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

slitsurfing 

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.

We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.

slitsurfing by remittancegirl October 21, 2011

skinsurfing 

To browse through bebo skins. Surfers spend between 15-60 minutes searching for that perfect-o skin. Desperate surfers may browse through favourites, skin sections, and even peoples profiles! Bebo-stalkin' at its greatest.

Prishee: Where'd you find that skin?
Rachee: Oh ya know, I just went skinsurfing for it

skinsurfing by imaWOODchuck. January 28, 2009