Fuck a stick 

When someone is simply annoying you to the point where you want them to fuck a stick

“Luke, go fuck a stick!”

Fuck a stick by skinnylegend_2024 August 7, 2020

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

Fuck a pig with a stick by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Fuck on a stick 

To have to balance on a stick while having sexual relations with someone you would rather not have sexual relations. This usually ends with an accident of the stick rampaging the anus.

Well,” fuck on a stick” that sounds like a difficult concern of yours.

Fuck on a stick by Liger KING April 1, 2020

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

fuck my dick with a stick 

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

Fuck me running with a pogo stick 

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

Fuck me running with a pogo stick by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011