Closet monster 

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

Closet monster by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

closet monster 

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

closet monster by Ryan July 27, 2006

Closet Monster 

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

Dude, did you hear about Ellen?

No what happened?

At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room

Closet Monster by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009

closet monster 

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

closet monster by Pimpin November 20, 2004

Closet Monster 

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

Closet Monster by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

Cleveland Closet Monster 

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

Cleveland Closet Monster by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

Mantua Closet Monster 

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

Mantua Closet Monster by lil ralphie February 4, 2010