gold watch

I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent

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euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

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'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

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Gold Watch

Origin London England: Bronchial discharge coughed up by a smoker usually on awakening.

He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.

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Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.

Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked

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