Traffiction is a fabricated or embellished story detailing a chaotic scene of gridlock conceived and delivered in an effort to explain one’s tardiness or absence from work / a party / your wedding / etc.

Good things to reference when telling a traffictional story:
1. Man on fire (include details like, “waving his arms wildly”)
2. Godzilla
3. Broken-down bus of cheerleaders
4. Volcanic eruption
5. Scene from Armageddon (just don’t mention Bruce Willis)
6. Sanjaya

Example of traffiction:
Wow, I know I’m late, but there was the most incredible accident on the Beltway that tied me up for hours! I was moving along making great time, when up ahead I could just make out a cow wandering onto the highway. I guess the tractor trailer ahead of me didn’t see it –he must have been going at least 80 mph. The explosive impact had cars screeching to a halt and ended in a massive pileup. I was able to stop in time, but it still took the workers and clean-up crew several hours to carve a path through the cars and meat. As I finally passed by the (now totaled) tractor trailer, I noticed the mangled Chick-fil-a logo…irony can be so cruel. So, anyway…did I miss the birth of our son?

traffiction by Trevor Browne December 28, 2008

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Trapification

The act of being Trapified.
The sudden onset of extreme fatigue and mental blur often brought about by the trap test.

This quiz was heavily loaded with trapification.
Did you see John? He looked like he had just been trapified.

Trapification by The fuckin man! May 18, 2009

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Tranfiction

The act in which one pretends to be a person or character of the opposite sex, usually for entertainment but can also be done for sexual pleasure.

While playing Resident Evil 5, I noticed a lot of tranfiction going on. There were a lot of gay guys who had their gamertags named after Jill Valentine.

Tranfiction by ColorlessAngelz March 15, 2014

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