cow pat 

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

cow pat by ToM March 10, 2003

cow pat 

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

cow pat by SMHSdefinitions March 30, 2016

cow pat 

A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women

'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?

cow pat by Orinoco June 11, 2006

Cow Pat Virgin 

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

Cow Pat Virgin by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Cracked Cow Pat 

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

Cracked Cow Pat by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

orange cow pat 

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange

Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww

orange cow pat by biker6676 February 12, 2013

Cow Path 

The infamous walkway on the SUNY Oneonta campus located behind Wilber Hall leading to Bugbee Road. Known for it's permanent aroma of marijuana and 90 degree angle. Not safe in the dark, or during the day... unless you're looking for unwanted sexual advances. The trees have faces and talk to you, unless you're sober. But then again, you wouldn't be walking on the cow path if you were sober.

Kendra- I was smoking a blunt on the cow path last night, and I swear I heard a cop!

Tess- Kendra, I was with you... and that was a squirrel.

Cow Path by dothuhjanefonduh October 12, 2010