silent stalker 

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah

silent stalker by Big EE November 4, 2004

Silent Stalker 

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.

Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!

Silent Stalker by NicSoChic October 9, 2014

silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.

silent stalker [fart] by Big E October 29, 2004