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Queer Oven 

A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns
Queer Oven by e-rips November 4, 2004
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Queef Oven 

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
Queef Oven by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021

queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
queef Dutch oven by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023

queervenir 

Noun: Poorly designed and cheaply manufactured souvenirs that can be purchesed in tourist heavy vacation spots or welcome centers.
I bought three queervenirs on vacation; a coffee mug with my name on it, a keychain flamingo, and an airbrushed T-Shirt with a sheep on it that reads "Baaaad to the Bone".
queervenir by TheWordNerd April 8, 2009