dehumidive 

Dutch slang, meaning to "to cancer-coolly dehumidify"

Matthijs, could you please dehumidive Elyse's room to help keep the bugs out

dehumidive by paully_pocket December 4, 2015

pussy dehumidifier 

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

dehumidifier startup 

A company promoting a dehumidifier as a "revolutionary new technology" to obtain useless amounts of water from air, while insisting that it is definitely not just a glorified, overpriced dehumidifer.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Source Hydropanel?

Person 2: Oh great, yet another dehumidifier startup. Just like WaterSeer? Or the Watergen? Or the Rainmaker? Or Airowater? Or Veragon? Or the We Drink Air? ...

dehumidifier startup by Donald T. April 6, 2022

dehumidicrotch 

dehumidicrotch is when you use your towel to dry your crotch so when you manspread it doesn't make your crotch sweaty or smelly

damn my crotch smells should've dehumidicrotch today

dehumidicrotch by NickDaGeek October 18, 2018

Dehumidifier 

The reverse of a lady boner

Knee-length business shorts are dehumidifiers.

Dehumidifier by Giles’StepMum’sMate September 27, 2021