buttsnorkeler Share definition Flag A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive. Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler. buttsnorkeler by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the buttsnorkeler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch