Rip Van Winkled 

To awake and find a female's extremely hairy vagina over your face.

"I just got Rip Van Winkled last night, and I still have hair in my teeth!"

Rip Van Winkled by Thumper168 December 1, 2009

Rip Van Winkle 

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.

Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?

Rip Van Winkle by manat31790 March 20, 2011

Rip Van Winkle 

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

Rip Van Winkle by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

Rip Van Winkle 

While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.

While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle

Rip Van Winkle by chadmuska25 April 8, 2009

Rip Van Winkle 

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

Rip Van Winkle by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Rip Van Winkle festival 

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

Rip Van Winkle festival by hackneydale November 17, 2015