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Fist Bump 

Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper
On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again
Fist Bump by Roobeer September 27, 2020

Fist Bump 

a band-aid for the soul
“yo you should tell the teacher that Johnny was beating the crap out of you”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
Fist Bump by mr.meosfavstudent October 15, 2018

fist bump 

An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.
Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"

Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"
fist bump by thesivart July 5, 2008

Fist Bump 

When two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. One fisting the vagina and the other fisting the arsehole. While both are fisting the fists hit each other as a form of a bump. 'Fist Bump'
Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with Ashlee?

Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
Fist Bump by The WizzaRrd September 2, 2011

Fist bump 

When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.
Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
Fist bump by Nfarnold21 August 3, 2015

Fist bump 

Anal fisting and vaginal fisting at the same time connecting in the middle.
Fist bump Me and my bro fistbumped this bird last night!
Fist bump by Never been fisted September 15, 2017