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pasture pot 

it is synonm for low grade marjuana.
pasture pot by behol December 24, 2010

pasture chubby 

This happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.
"Damnit, these jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby."

her: "Babe, why is your penis hard?"
you: "It's not hard, I got a pasture chubby!"

Pasture pool 

Let's go play pasture pool (golf).
Pasture pool by Cbm4562 February 27, 2018

Pasture Party 

In rural parts of the country, a party in a pasture where underage kids go to drink alcohol - usually high school rednecks.
Me: Hey - there's a pasture party out by Indian Creek on Saturday night, wanna go?
You: Oh hell naw, those rednecks just wanna get drunk and fight over fat, ugly cows.
Pasture Party by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009

pasture patty

The term pasture patty is a reference to a pile of cow dung
I took a shortcut through farmer Bobs field and stepped on a pasture patty
pasture patty by Wickedpa October 26, 2011

pasture dweller 

An adult of the redneck or hillbilly type that would rather get drunk and live in a field than sober up and sleep in a bed
My redneck neighbor is a real pasture dweller.