Mr. Man
An insecure guy who acts overly macho. He usually acts this way to compensate for a lack there of. Commonly owning trucks or lifted their jeeps, he will never listen to indie music but believes Jack Johnson is a god. This phrase is usually spoken with an extreme tone of sarcasm, but luckily most guys who act like are so desne they think it is a compliment to be called Mr. Man.
Also they have an affinity for naming their dog women, bitch, or pussy.
"Woohoo well hello therepretty Lady. You want to check out my Dodge Ram. I just lifted it and put on some killer tires."~ Guy
"No thank you, 'Mr. Man' i am just fine."
the loveliest man in the world. an absolute angel and blessing. it is rumored that when he sings, his hair begins to glow and gain magical healing properties. he is the only human that has ever summoned the mysterious Babby, hence why he is sometimes referred to as “Mystery Man”.
person 1: “I want to marry Mr. Man.”
person 2: “Shut up Caroline I called dibs”
person 3: “Shut up Lainey I called dibs in 4th grade, he’s MINE!”
An insecure guy who acts overly macho. He usually acts this way to compensate for a lack there of. Commonly owning trucks or lifted their jeeps, he will never listen to indie music but believes Jack Johnson is a god. This phrase is usually spoken with an extreme tone of sarcasm, but luckily most guys who act like are so desne they think it is a compliment to be called Mr. Man.
Also they have an affinity for naming their dog women, bitch, or pussy.
"Woohoo well hello therepretty Lady. You want to check out my Dodge Ram. I just lifted it and put on some killer tires."~ Guy
"No thank you, 'Mr. Man' i am just fine."
The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.
Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.