Euphemized 

Made to seem less awkward or rude, or to seem politically correct by changing terminology. Frequently amounts to outright lying.

sWindles is frequently euphemized as Windows.

Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible is frequently euphemized as Network Solutions, Incorporated.

Euphemized by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Euphemie 

Someone who is highly intelligent and successful. This person has a way to be able to convey their thoughts to others. Often small minded people find enlightened when speaking to a Euphemie.

Wow did you see Obama's speech? He is such a Euphemie!

Euphemie by MrsEddie January 23, 2011

Euphamised 

when a speech or statement contains words that are displeasing to others, so you end up substituting those words with euphamisms which bring the downfall of the whole meaning behind what you were going to say.

original: That black guy killed his pregnant bitch so she wouldn't squeal to the po-po.

euphamised: The African-American male ended the life of his mistress, who was with child, because she was going to seek protection from the state police force.

Euphamised by Neologismer January 27, 2009

Euphemize

to put to sleep or put out of your misery

due to the the dogs horendous tumor on its rectum, he will be humanely euphemized

Euphemize by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

euphemisema

A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.

Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.

euphemisema by QuacksO October 4, 2017