skyplish 

English but with poor grammar, lots of typos, unrelated conversation etc used on instant messaging forums

"It's so hard to understand his instant messages, and we never seem to be on the same topic." "That's because he writes in skyplish

skyplish by KevinFitz August 22, 2007

skypish 

If some computer application is skypish it looks like Skype TM. Those are usually mail clients or instant messengers.

I never start using my e-mail client until I make it look skypish!

skypish by Ćitvej Narog, FILUM Kragujevac April 8, 2009

Skylish 

Better than stylish

"That jackets not stylish, its skylish"

Skylish by John Macfudge November 30, 2009

Skylish piss 

The best piss you can ever do.

You piss all the way round the basin and then shout "Na Na Naii!"

"I'm away for a piss. Not just any piss, a fuckn Skylish piss. yaaaaasssss!"

Skylish piss by John Macfudge November 30, 2009

Skypeish 

Sketchy sound quality in a phone call or a conversation.

"Please talk louder," I said to my friend on the other side of the table. "It's so loud in here you're sounding a little skypeish."

Skypeish by ED London March 31, 2009

Skypeish 

of a sketchy sound quality; unclear

"Please speak louder," I told my partner across the table over the din. "You're sounding skypeish to me."

"Try calling me back," I told my friend on the mobile. "You are getting skypeish on me."

Skypeish by Eric London April 2, 2009