Telephoneiris 

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

Telephoneiris by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

telephonesis 

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

telephonesis by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

telephonitis 

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

telephonitis by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020