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job blocker 

a tattoo visible while wearing business attire, especially a tattoo on the neck
"It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009
job blocker by slumdog January 27, 2009

Jogblocked 

When you want to go jogging, but there are either too many people on the track already, or a sporting event like a football game or track meet, so you can't go jogging.
Chris: Why didn't you go jogging today?

Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Jogblocked by omgmistayyyy September 30, 2010