Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"

This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.

Tinderized by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015

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Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.

Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.

Tinderizing by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

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Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Brown Eye Tenderizer by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

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Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006