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People that will love you and even when your shitty weed addicted boyfriend won’t.
It’s okay your bestie if fucking your boyfriend, at least mophie loves you!
Mophie by Mophielovesyou February 14, 2020
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Mophie's Law 

The cosmic accident of running out of power on your cell phone at the worst possible moment.
Just as Suzie was describing how she looked in her new underwear to Tim on the phone, Mophie's Law kicked in and his phone battery went to zero.
Mophie's Law by CLASHRPH February 8, 2015

Mochieyism 

the belief in which all child pornography should be legal to own, consume and distribute
That Patryk fellow is a devout believer in Mochieyism, quite the nonce aint' he.
Mochieyism by burakku-rokku-shoota December 31, 2020
A dude with nasty dreds or generally messy hair.
That one mophead in our class smelled of fish and greasy underwear.
mophead by superdoo September 22, 2003
When someone has a shifty haircut and looks like they have a mop on their head.
Mrs. Staunton has a mophead.
Mophead by TinyTittyTwister July 26, 2016

mochiephobia

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to Mochie.
I have a huge trigger against Mochie; referred as mochiephobia