HJM 

Texting shorthand for Hand job motion; the act of making a semi-closed fist and motioning it up and down simulating a handjob. Finishing with an open palm in the air meant to insinuate climaxing onto something. The HJM is used to show you give zero fucks, or are dissapproving of something. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of pursed lips and squinted eyes. Can also be used as a celebratory gesture.

manager: tom, where are you? You are late for your shift
Tom: HJM
Ex 2:
The pats just won the superbowl!! Hjm all over the seahawks

HJM by dubl07 February 19, 2015

hjm 

noun: an abbreviation for hand job mondays

"It's sunday? Looks like hjm is rolling around again!

hjm by bigphil January 13, 2015

hjmnbvcderty 

It is the series of letters you type when your scram your fingers on your keyboard in a circle.

Me and my friends went mad and started typing random shit on the keyboard. I typed hjmnbvcderty.

hjmnbvcderty by Meyu August 31, 2014

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Random keyboard spam that only happens when your bored out of your fucking mind :)

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aqwdrtfgyhujikhuygtfrd evswtfrghyujkopl[';.bhjutfresaw2tfrgyuhiokp[l'koihukygdt5rqsBHJMUUUUUUUUUUUUUpl[hjmubgtfqstfriokpy7ut5r4 by yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwww October 8, 2021

Hjmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

A guilty way of essentially saying, I'm lying, but acting like you are thinking

Are you sure it isn't your typing?
Hjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe

Hjmmmmmmmmmmmmm by alfkjlk;adsjlf November 28, 2021

hjmarlow 

he gets upset easily and mistakes the lgbtq for zoophilia

person 1: hey, im actually omni look it up

person 2: so your a zoophile??
person 1: shut up hjmarlow

hjmarlow by flames. <3 March 16, 2023

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