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Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".
He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.
Hon status by Heathentim April 16, 2008

hon splash 

Type your definition here...honoured person with a pure heart ready ti splash everyone with love, health and wealth..
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...he his hon Splash
hon splash by Hon Splash February 6, 2020

Hon Slut 

A "Girl" who goes online in the game Heroes of Newerth and plays with a vast amount of boys (or other hon sluts) to attempt to cyber with them or get carried to get their PSR above 1600.
breakycpk is a huge hon slut because he sucks at this game and manages to win when he gets carried.
Hon Slut by AmericanGURU! May 27, 2010
this one guy in my yoga class can give him self the "hon solo"
hon solo by the yoga guy September 10, 2005

Hon Soloing 

When a guy wears shorts or sweatpants with no underwear, and the outline of the penis is visible.
"Oh boy, Jake is Hon Soloing in Walmart."
Hon Soloing by Fecal Suave II September 20, 2019

Sketchy Hons 

Possibly one of the best Aussie hip hop artists of the 21st century
Person 1: how insane is sketchy hons
Person 2: yeh he's fair good
Sketchy Hons by Mr Hip-Hop December 25, 2009