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Forza Horizon 4 

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression 

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.
Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus
I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Horizonkal 

Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.
I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.
Horizonkal by the-city-winkle November 21, 2011

horizon private school

a school filled with seniors who have crushes on 10th graders, because they desperate as fuck. Full of gay guys and sluts. AND let's not forget about the seventh and eight grade tryhards. A school where everyone turns into a snake:)
you're such a whore, you must be from horizon private school!!!!!