snarfled 

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once

Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!

snarfled by nonyabizyo July 21, 2014

Snarfle the Wok Wok

When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.

I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!

All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.

Snarfle the Wok Wok by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019

snarfleblogging 

The over consumption of blogging sites through excessive posting, reading or both.

A person who snarfleblogs is known as a snarfleblogger

I haven't seen your buddy in days. Is he snarfleblogging again?

snarfleblogging by Foznots April 23, 2010

Snarfle

The action a Dugong (Sea Cow) makes when eating. Combination between the eating action and the imagined sound

"Snarfle snarfle"

Wow did you see that Dugong snarfle?

Snarfle by TashaHargan February 5, 2009

Fart Snarfler 

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.

That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"

Fart Snarfler by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009

Snartled 

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

Snartled by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

Snarfleblast 

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

Snarfleblast by vux December 25, 2007