shitternuts 

a made up word to replace a cuss.

Holy shitternuts!
Aw shitternuts!

shitternuts by KJ,.,.,., July 14, 2014

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitternet explorer by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

shitternetting 

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

shitternet by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

shitteritus 

The feeling of being extremely tired after taking a hefty shit

You:"Yo john! I just took the hugest shit ever!"

Your friend:"I think you're getting shitteritus, I'm starting to see bags under your eyes"

shitteritus by JbearAndRbear March 25, 2012

Shitternets 

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

Shitternets by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

Shiternets by Stropko June 3, 2010